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[birds chirping]

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[footsteps]

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[clattering]

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[door clicks]

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[door clicks]

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[muffled moaning]

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[door slams]

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[light clicks]

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- [muffled moaning]
- DISTORTED VOICE: Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God...

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[moaning continues]

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You had ten minutes alone

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by yourself down here,

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and yet, you didn't
even try to escape.

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Mmm...

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And why is that?

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[moans]

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Because you are
the greatest person

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that's ever lived.

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[contented sigh]

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No matter how many times
I scared you...

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Boo!

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Or threatened you...

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you still believed
that I was good.

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And that is why
you will always

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be my favorite...

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of them all.

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[whimpering]

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Shh, shh, shh...

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[whimpering intensifies]

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1 did it.

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1 did it. I did it.

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[heavy breathing]

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[screams]

35
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[laughing]

36
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[panting]

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[tape clicks]

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- They say imitation is
the highest form of flattery.

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I'm not so sure.

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[eerie theme music]

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SandT

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[radio playing]

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MAN: Whoa, major deja vu.

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Joni said it best.

45
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"I've looked at life from
both sides now."

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Wow.

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SandT

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Oh, Eric.

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Good old days.

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SandT

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Cute little lake.

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Cute little town.

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[radio playing]

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There it is.

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Yellow door.

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Mmm.

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What is time?

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[murmurs]

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A little moody up here.

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Yes, a little bitch.

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[singsongy]
Ominous.

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Should be interesting.

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All right, let's see.

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"Wanted: someone to film me
for the day.

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"No questions asked.

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Pays $100."

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$100?

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Really?

69
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Look, I don't want to judge

70
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my little copycat buddy,

71
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but it feels a little cheap.

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Maybe a little disrespect--

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- [thud]
- Hi!

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- Hi.

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- Oh, my God...

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Oh, my God.

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This is going to be
a good day.

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You have a really nice,

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kind face.

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- I've never
heard that before.

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- I'm Joseph.

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- Your name's Joseph?

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Okay, uh, my name's Joseph.

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- Are you serious?

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- This is...

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[laughing]
Uh, twinzies? I mean...

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- Get out of the car.
Come here.

88
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- Oh, okay, alright.
- Come here.

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- What's next, Joseph?
- Okay...

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I feel like we should do this
right now because

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at the end of the day,
it's gonna be totally normal.

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- Oh...
- [groaning]

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Trust me, it's not gonna
be weird at all.

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- That's all I get?
I don't think so!

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Come on, give me a good one!

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HOST JOSEPH: Come on in.
I'm in the bathroom.

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- Already?
- Huh?

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- You're in
the bathroom already?

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- Yeah?
- [water running]

100
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I know this isn't supposed to be
a shot for shot remake,

101
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but is he really gonna skip
the whole "my life" setup?

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That's an important scene.

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[water running]

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- I'm sure you're wondering
why I brought you all the way

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out there to film me.

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Here's the thing,
I'm a cancer survivor...

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- What?

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- [water running]
- Huh?

109
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- I'm sorry,
I can't understand you.

110
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- Did you hear anything
that I just said?

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Should I start over?

112
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- Look, I'm just
the cameraman,

113
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but was what you're trying
to tell me important?

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- Yes.
- Yeah, then you might...

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Wha... might it
have been wiser

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to do this dialogue in a place
that's a little quieter--

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- [shouting]
I need you to film me for

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my unborn son so that
in case I die...

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- The volume's great.

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It's just the intelligibility.

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Like, the tub
is just very loud...

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[running stops]

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[water dripping]

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- When I was a little boy,
my mom would give me tubbies.

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It was my favorite time
of the day.

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We called it...

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BOTH: "Tubby time."

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- Yeah.

129
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- I'm familiar.

130
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I love a tubby.
Let's do it!

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- I don't want to make you
uncomfortable.

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But we're going to go a lot
deeper places than this.

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You doing okay?

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- Yeah.

135
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Could be a lot better.

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♪ Bow chicka-bow-bow ♪

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Let's get that full tubby
striptease!

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Come on, Magic Mike...

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[overlapping chatter]

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[water splashing]

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Booboo overboard!

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Booboo in the tub!

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All right, Mr. Joseph,
I am rolling.

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I've got a nice shot
with two candles,

145
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but there's also this
tighter shot

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with just one candle.

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- Tighter is fine.

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- Yeah, good.

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Okay, um,

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last thing...

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you don't happen to have

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a different color washcloth,
do you?

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Like, if you had like,
a burnt orange or something--

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- If you don't mind,
could you just stick

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to the filming and let me
stay at my own pace?

156
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- Absolutely, you know what?
You're totally right.

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I'm sorry.
You're the boss.

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I'm here to support.

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- Okay.
- Go ahead.

160
00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,901
- Where was 1?

161
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,945
- You were lamenting that
this was a sad scene,

162
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,322
and that tubby time
should be fun and not sad.

163
00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,949
- Right, thanks.

164
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,159
Wait, did I say
that part already?

165
00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,828
Did I already say that?

166
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,664
- Yeah, um,
of course you did.

167
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How would I know what you said
if you hadn't already said it?

168
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,212
- Right.

169
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,756
- And then you said something
about ending it and...

170
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,008
I don't know, something about
killing yourself, I think.

171
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,683
It's true.

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I could do that.

173
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I could end it.

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Do you think about
suicide a lot--

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- Would you please stop...
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry,
you're right, go ahead.

177
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,205
Please.

178
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,800
You're kinda ruining it

179
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:19,012
when you hold your nose
like that.

180
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,597
Still, though.

181
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,473
Pretty good at
holding your breath.

182
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,352
Boy, you're really milking it,
going for that Oscar.

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00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,313
[screaming]

184
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:36,404
[both sputtering]

185
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,490
Look, I'm sorry I tried
to drown you, okay?

186
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,658
I just...

187
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,118
You said you wanted to end it,

188
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,205
and I don't know, I just...

189
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,832
I thought I was helping.

190
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:51,502
This may sound strange,
but even though we just met,

191
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,254
I consider you a new friend--

192
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,465
Whoa! Major deja vu.

193
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,591
Did you feel that?
- No.

194
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,384
- Yes. Yes.

195
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,719
Two friends.

196
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,095
New friends.

197
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:04,933
Having a drink, some whiskies,
or maybe some tea.

198
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,435
Oh, and maybe one of the drinks

199
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,687
has been tampered with.

200
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,481
It's from like, a viral video,

201
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,149
or like, a movie
or something, right?

202
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,901
- I don't know.
- Princess Bride!

203
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,403
"Inconceivable!"

204
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,947
"The game of wits
has begun.

205
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,575
"It ends when you decide
and we both drink.

206
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,244
locane powder."
[sniffing]

207
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,828
"I'd stake my life on it."

208
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,413
Prince Humperdinck,
am I right?

209
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,790
Oh, my God.
Chris Sarandon,

210
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,459
one of the best comedic
performances of the '80s.

211
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,961
He's supposed to be this
like, evil villain,

212
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,462
but he's really
this total loser.

213
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,922
It's so funny.
Anyway,

214
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,215
this is gonna be our game.

215
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,592
One good drink, one bad drink.

216
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,470
You decide.

217
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,266
- Look, man, we're supposed
to be filming a video for my...

218
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,477
- Uh, hello.
What do you think we're doing?

219
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,396
Say "hi, buddy."

220
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,772
Hello, little buddy.

221
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,482
Playing a fun little
drinking game

222
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,192
with your dear old dad.

223
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,610
Yeah, it's so fun!

224
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,487
It's so fun!

225
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,240
- I don't understand.
What's the game?

226
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,909
- Okay, all right.

227
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,703
Baby gonna need a little hint.

228
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,751
[exhales]
That was the good one.

229
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,212
This is the bad one.

230
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,339
What do you do?

231
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,801
It's like Speed.
What do you do?

232
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,389
- I don't know.
What do I do?

233
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,642
- Well, you could end it,

234
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,019
like you were talking about
in the bathroom,

235
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,438
or make it exciting.

236
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,690
You could try
to force me to drink it.

237
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,608
A little scuffle ensues,
you know?

238
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,235
But this-- look,
this is your movie.

239
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,321
You're the director.
I'm just the cameraman.

240
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,781
Gotta make a choice.
You want to win the game?

241
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:47,118
Gotta do something.

242
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,953
- I-- 1 don't know.

243
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,747
- Oh, my God. Okay.

244
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,043
[exhales]

245
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,294
[coughing]

246
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,670
All right.

247
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,714
Well, you win the game.

248
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,674
Congratulations.

249
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,343
I drank the powder.

250
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,433
- You're a very strange person.

251
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,852
Did you know that?

252
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,897
- That tastes--
that tastes weird.

253
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,566
Yeah.

254
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:22,695
- Do you realize what
you've just done to yourself

255
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,531
with your little game?

256
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:30,203
Do you have any idea
who you're dealing with?

257
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,916
- Dol to...

258
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,918
Who I'm... what?

259
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,170
[chuckling]
You're funny.

260
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,464
[both laughing]

261
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,302
- Oh, itis a good day.

262
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,223
[thud]

263
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,864
Oh, God.

264
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:10,493
Oh, my God.
It's such a good day.

265
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:13,079
[heavy breathing]

266
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,918
[muffled] Well, you've probably
guessed by now

267
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,963
that you answered
the wrong ad today, buddy.

268
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,509
This is the end of your road.

269
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,929
Hey.

270
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,305
Hey...

271
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,725
I don't want you to feel bad
about yourself, okay?

272
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,102
You were up against

273
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,021
a very formidable foe.

274
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,152
I learned from the best.

275
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,820
The best of the best.
Do you want to see?

276
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,572
- You want to see?
- [muffled]

277
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,578
- Okay, I found this
on the dark web

278
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,621
a couple of years ago...
- [distorted screams]

279
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,790
- Oh, he blurred out
his face and his voice.

280
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,168
But look-- yeah, look.

281
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,795
[laughing]

282
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,131
[indistinct distorted chatter]

283
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,134
He... is the best.

284
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,344
The best to ever
play the game.

285
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,138
[video stops]

286
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,683
I may not be
as good as him yet,

287
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,144
but I'm getting better
every day.

288
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,104
- [muffled scream]
- Oh, no one's gonna help you.

289
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,647
No one's gonna save you, okay?

290
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,524
- [muffled] No, no, no, I got to
tell you something.

291
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,817
- What?

292
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,152
- [muffled]
I got to tell you one thing.

293
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,737
- Fine, fine, fine.
But if you scream,

294
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,780
I'm going to bury this ax
in your face, okay?

295
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,324
- Okay.
- Okay...

296
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,994
- [sighing]
Thank you so much.

297
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,787
Okay.

298
00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:38,206
Quick confession.

299
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,041
I lied.
It's not just one thing.

300
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,501
It's two things.

301
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,461
Actually, it's two things
and a question.

302
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,670
So it's technically
three things...

303
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,339
- Okay, just move it along.
- Okay.

304
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,133
First thing,
you didn't trick me.

305
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,510
I voluntarily drank the drink.

306
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,053
- [chuckles]
That was a wild choice.

307
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,930
- Second thing, that mask
you're wearing,

308
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,848
it's really janky.

309
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,017
I think you need to consider
more carefully the brands

310
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,102
you love and how
you represent them.

311
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,854
- You really are
a strange person...

312
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,315
- Third thing.

313
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,692
Were you in the Boy Scouts?

314
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,277
- Yeah.

315
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,320
- I thought so.

316
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,821
Because these knots you tied?

317
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,865
They're really good.

318
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,034
But they're not great.

319
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,246
You didn't make it all the way
to Eagle Scout, did you?

320
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,580
No. It's okay, I guess.

321
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:24,210
But sometimes,
going all the way matters.

322
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,836
Sometimes,

323
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,880
that final knot

324
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,841
makes a big difference.

325
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,885
Sometimes it's the difference

326
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,138
between life and death.

327
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,557
- Buddy, you're not
gonna talk--

328
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,725
[gasping]

329
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,815
- Hey, if I ask you a question,

330
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,276
will you answer me honestly?

331
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:51,153
When you saw that ax
back at the house,

332
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,280
was there a small part of you
that thought

333
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,781
I might kill you with it?

334
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,616
- No, no, no...

335
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,868
- There's a check in
your boot, Aaron.

336
00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,287
- How did you know that...

337
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,540
- [singsongy]
Hello, my name is Peachfuzz.

338
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,417
- Oh, my God, what did you...

339
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,877
Did you see the film?

340
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,838
- Oh, I didn't have to see it.

341
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,507
I lived it!

342
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,676
[Aaron screaming]

343
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,721
Whoa, whoa,
hold it right there.

344
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,723
You know who I am.

345
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,726
You know what happens
if you run.

346
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,603
Come on,
let's talk this out.

347
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,689
Come on, take a seat.

348
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,734
It's okay.

349
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,489
Good boy.

350
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,491
Now, listen.

351
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,285
I was really excited
to meet you.

352
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,786
I had very high hopes.

353
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,539
I thought maybe
we could even team up.

354
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,666
I don't want to be
just Daryl Hall

355
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,959
when we could be Hall and Oates.

356
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,502
That way,
no one has to die.

357
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,255
- I'm trying...
- No, listen.

358
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,717
The problem is you're not
very good at your job.

359
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,094
- I try very hard at my--
- Don't tell me you're trying.

360
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,679
You're just not trying
hard enough.

361
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,724
But the good news
is there's hope, okay?

362
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,310
Remember in the late '50s,

363
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,937
there was a mediocre cover band

364
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,316
out of Liverpool
called The Quarrymen?

365
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,109
They didn't become the Beatles

366
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,528
until somebody took
a shot on them.

367
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,156
I want to take
that shot on you.

368
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,824
- You pity me.
- 1 don't.

369
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,451
- Yes, you do.
- Well, maybe a little.

370
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,370
- You drank the poison
last night.

371
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,331
- Well, I wanted you
to feel you were doing well.

372
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,041
- You let me tie you up.

373
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,167
- I am not left-handed.

374
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,921
- I am pathetic.
I got nothing to offer...

375
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,339
- Don't you dare say that.

376
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,716
Every human being has
something to offer.

377
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,635
There's something
you could do right now

378
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:41,389
that would be un-forgettable.

379
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,015
You just have to be

380
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,519
brutally...

381
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,522
painfully...

382
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,900
honest with yourself.

383
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,082
Oh!

384
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:12,461
He's got something.

385
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,838
Oh, wow.

386
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,259
Okay, here he comes.

387
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,266
- [heavy breathing]

388
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,311
[growling]

389
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,358
[growling intensifies]

390
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,532
- This is original!

391
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,871
[eerie theme music]